don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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