- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Health food.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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