- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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