- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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