- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Black people

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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