- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

You know whats better than 24? 25

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

How many fingers do most people have? 10

My tractor broke down.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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