- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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