- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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