- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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