- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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