- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

oooh look a banshee

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

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