- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

oooh look a banshee

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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