- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Gorden Brown.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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