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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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