Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

child labor

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

luke moore cant pull it back

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Justin Bieber

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Women's rights

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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