- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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