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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.