What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

butt sex

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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