Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Womens Rights

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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