If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

a pornstar comes early to a party

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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