- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Gorden Brown.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Neither have I

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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