- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

oooh look a banshee

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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