Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Wigan.

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Apple juice.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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