- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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