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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

This statement is false.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

a seal walks into a club.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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