A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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You read the Terms of Service.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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