Do you like your life? No. OK.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

what do u call a apple a apple

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

fava beans

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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