- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What you reading? reading?

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Knock Knock Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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