- Anti Joke

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

So does Blake

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.