- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Justin Bieber

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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