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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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