How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Breast cancer.

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How long is a china man?

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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YOLO

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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