- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Hitler

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Here's another:

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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