What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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fava beans

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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