Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What you reading? reading?

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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