What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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kesha is a virgin.

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