Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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