- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Knock Knock Come in.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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