- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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