what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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