- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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