Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Racial equality.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

I can count to potato.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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