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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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