- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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