Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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