A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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You're tall.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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