Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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