Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

My kids are mistakes.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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