- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

You're tall.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?