Blake wilkeys hair style

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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more chocolate?

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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