Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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British Dentistry

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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jwe

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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