- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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