- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I can count to potato.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Donkey lips

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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