- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Racial equality.

Donkey lips

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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