- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Women Sports.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

I can count to potato.

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