- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's circular and round A circle

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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