How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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your mom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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