- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

im watching you..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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