I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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British Dentistry

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

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