- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

You read the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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