Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock knock Come in

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Your future.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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