A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How come anti jokes r funny

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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