Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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