*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Knock knock Come in

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Your future.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

kesha is a virgin.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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