I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

William wright is Gay

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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