Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Lets go Yankees

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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