- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

i like men but im not gay

nice tits.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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