I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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