- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Penis

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??